Dee Shitzmore

A crude, frantic clicker about the worst week of your life, and the greatest dump of your career.

You just got laid off. You've got five days left in the building. Naturally, you're going to spend them clogging the office toilet with something legendary.

Mash as fast as your finger can go to force it out, slack off and it slides right back in. But the urge comes and goes, and when it hits, you've got a split second to react or your shit snaps clean in half. Earn shit each day, spend it on organ upgrades and food, and go again. Get it out in one piece, and you're a legend!


💩 Mash to push --> click as fast as you can to force it out; stop, and it starts creeping back

⚡ React in time --> the urge strikes without warning; miss the moment and it breaks apart on you

🛒 Upgrade your body --> spend your earnings between days on organ upgrades and food

⏳ Five days on the clock --> a countdown to your last day, and your one shot at greatness

🏆 Glory or humiliation --> become an office legend, or get outshat by a toilet


Short, nasty, and stupidly satisfying. Go make a mess!


Credits:

KURO777: Game design + Game art

https://kuro7777.itch.io

Keller: Game design + UI

https://kellerwang.itch.io/

Kenny: Game design + Programming

Sounds:

https://freesound.org


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truly a video game of all time

Absolutely glorious shit man.